You know you're obsessed with Zelda when...

-you end up in the hospital due to the fact that you tried to "hover" across two buildings

-your horseback riding lessons are "canceled early" due to the fact that you tried to ride away with your horse when you won a race

-you're constantly kicked out of Sea World because you keep trying to catch the fish with bottles

-you refuse go swimming without your blue bathing suit

-you put on a red shirt and end up in the hospital again because you tried to walk through fire

-you find it entertaining to put firecrackers in lizards' mouths, expecting to get the Goron's Ruby

-you blame the Moblins for stealing your dog, "Bow-Wow," although he just ran away and his name isn't Bow-Wow

-you constantly place explosives on the ground, searching for secret grottos

-the authorities at fishing ponds are your enemies because they won't give you the Golden Scale

-they are also your enemies because you constantly attempt to hook peoples' hats

-you whistle Zelda's Lullaby in graveyards

-you get beaten up by people badly and expect to get better just by drinking your "red potion"

-your visit to the White House ends up in disaster when you run out of the place in "less than three minutes" when a chunk of the ceiling falls on your head

-you're jealous of Zelda/Link

-you make a website dedicated to it ^^;;

-you stand up at a ZF meeting saying, "Hi, I'm (enter name here) and I'm a Zelda Fanatic..."

-your little plan to sink to the bottom of the lake with your ice skates puts you in the hospital again

-you're a regular at the hospital

-You wait three days, then try whistling the "Oath to Order" to stop something.

-You ask people if they "think that the moon is larger than usual".

-You make a mask from stone and attempt to steal things from people.

-You're arrested for it, but you complain that your mask wasn't working properly.

-You do a daily inspection of your yard for Peahats, Deku Babas, and Blue Bubbles by night.

-Your little picture-taking problem has got you in trouble more than once.

-You do something incredibly stupid, then try to whistle the Song of Time, but you're thrown into a mental institution instead.

-Now you won't go swimming without your Zora Mask.

-You put on a cheap, homemade mask that resembles a Scrub somewhat, climb a mountain, jump on a flower, and fall, ending up in the hospital yet again.

-You suddenly, after years of fear, have the urge to start a game on "A Link to the Past".

-When you're asked the question, "Could you play video games for 24 hours straight?", you answer, "No, I can play Zelda for 48."

-If you can't afford Majora's Mask, you hijack your neighbor's Player's Guide (NOSHA!!!).

-Catching hornets in bottles is your hobby, until they "surprisingly" either die or attack you when you release them on someone.

-Life is Zelda, and Zelda is life.

-The neighborhood kids won't play hide-and-seek with you anymore due to the fact that you try to get a "membership and notebook" from them each time you win.

-You have NO life whatsoever.
(More to come!)