Q: What is your site about?
A: Zelda, stupid.

Q: Why does that music on your site play repeatedly and doesn't stop even though I beat my computer with the keyboard?
A: Because I felt like making it that way, ROFL. I changed it, don't worry.

Q: Just why IS the Demented Lemon demented?
A: I honestly don't know. Ask Meg.

Q: Are you a fan of Zelda?
A: ::beats Meg with a chair::

Q: Just what IS wrong with you, anyway?
A: I dunno.

Q: Do you know any crossdressers?
A: Yes, I do.

Q: Do you know the Demented Lemon personally?
A: No.

Q: Who won the election?
A: I did. WHO'S YO DADDY?!...er, sista...

Q: Why is your site about Zelda?
A: Because I like Zelda. And I wanted to spite you.

Q: Is your real name Mary Tyler Moore?
A: ROFL, no.

Q: Is Zelda your idol?
A: Uh, no.

Q: Do you want to nail Sean Strife? (ahem, with a hammer? or just plain nail him?)
A: First one, yes, second one, NO!

Q: Did you really have the balls to send him an e-mail?
A: I don't have balls. But I did send it.

Q: Is Zelda your boyfriend?
A: Zelda is a WOMAN, retard. And I'm not a lesbian.

Q: Do you have a website?
A: ::hits Meg with the chair again::

Q: Is that website, if you have one, about Zelda?
A: YES, FOR THE LAST TIME!!!

Q: What is Zelda?
A: You know what, just leave!

Q: Is Zelda from the Magical Land of Cheese?
A: ...

Q: Is Zelda a cartoon, anime, Japanese man, or a ball of cheese?
A: ::dies::

Q: Is there a SeanStrife@gurlmail.com?
A: Apparently, there is.

Q: Do you really have a FAQ section on your site?
A: Get off of my site, you loser.

Q: Zelda is my mother.
A: That's just great.

Q: Do you have a man that treats his mama right?
A: ...

Q: Do you love Billy like I love Billy?
A: Who the HELL is Billy?!

Q: Is Georgia Some kind of Smelly Cheese?
A: Maybe. Ask your relatives, Nosha.

Q: Is Zelda in anyway related to Shinesman Gray?
A: No.

Q: Do you own a Montage?
A: But of course.

Q: How about a Stuffed Fish?
A: Yes, actually, I seriously do.

Q: Kafei is the best, did you know that? ^_^
A: No, Mikau and Shiek are. ^_^

Q: I like Kafei.. and Link... did you know that? ^_^
A: Yes, I did. You've told me multiple times.

Q: If you had an arago car, what would you do with it?
A: Blow it up.

A: Is Kafei in anyway related to Xelloss?
Q: I certainly hope not. Kowaii...

A: Would you like a glowing green square?
Q: Actually, that WOULD be a nice present. ^_^