Tori's Note: Jinzouningen-Dan is copyright of me, Nosha-chan, Ami-chan, and the rest of the people who thought of it. However, the original "12 Days of Christmas" is not our work. Neither is Slayers, DBZ, Final Fantasy Saga, Weiss Kreuz, Samurai Troopers, and anything else that I've forgotten. I also sincerely hope that Funimation executives read this someday to see how much we LOVE their dub of DBZ. *coughs loudly* Oh yeah, and now, without further stuff, here is:
Jinzouningen-Dan's Twelve Days of Christmas
From the Insane mind of Nosha
*Nosha walks into a completely empty room, and clears her throat*
Nosha: On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me.... A partridge in a pear tree...
*a random tree falls down from the ceiling and Nosha gives a strange look to the bird on top. The bird glares then hisses at Nosha, causing her to run off screaming*
Sora: On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me! Two Rekka Kens!!!!
*Sora hugs the swords while Ryo sits in a corner being neglected*
Nosha: *looking at the bird* And a partridge in a pear tree... *mutters* thats one ugly bird...
*Hideaki walks in and sweatdrops*
Hideaki: On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me, Three mazoku lords!
*Xelloss, Zelas, and Hellmaster all wave*
Sora: Two Rekka Kens!
Nosha: *poking the partridge with a stick. Sora smacks her to get her attention* Itai! Oh, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Tori: *smiling giddily* On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me! FOUR WEISS KREUZ GUYS!!! *glomps Aya, Ken, and Youji, while Omi helps Nosha harass the partridge*
Hideaki: Three mazoku lords!
Sora: Two Rekka Kens! None for Ryo!
Nosha: *Omi hands her a gun as she aims it at the bird* And a partridge in a pear tree... *pulls the trigger but nothing happens. Keeps clicking trigger as Nosha and Omi stare blankly at it*
*Sanjuugou walks in*
Sanjuu: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
All Shounen: FIVE INSANE SHOUJOS!!!!!
*Nosha, Ami, Sora, Tori, and Sasami all glare*
Tori: Four Weiss Kreuz Guys!
Hideaki: Three Mazoku Lords!
Xelloss: Allo!
Sora: Two Rekka kens
Nosha: *sighs* and the partridge in a pear tree...
Omi: That bird is sooo very ugly....
*Jon walks in with a large button, grinning evilly*
Jon: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... SIX RAVENOUS HUNGRY MUTANT SEA BASS! *pushes the button while SD and Quatre falls in the tank of fish, screaming*
All Shounen: FIVE INSANE SHOUJOS!!!!!
Tori: Four Weiss Kreuz Guys! *hugs Ken tightly*
Ken: .........help me........
Hideaki: Three Mazoku Lords!
Sora: Two Rekka Kens!
Nosha: *holding Omi's crossbow* And a partridge in a pear tree....
Keisuke: *grins* On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me! Seven Exploding Capsule Cars! *capsule cars spontaneously explode, as if on cue*
Jon: Six Ravenous Hungry Mutant Sea bass!
Quatre: AIE!!!
All Shounen: FIVE INSANE SHOUJOS!!!!!
Tori: Four Weiss Kreuz Guys
Hideaki: Three Mazoku Lords
Sora: Two Rekka Kens!
Nosha: And a partridge in a pear tree.... The partridge broke the arrow....
*Partridge smirks*
Kiseki: On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me... Eight Masamunes!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *all the sword fly into the air and shine brightly*
Minna: Oh crap...
Keisuke: Seven Exploding Capsule Cars!
Jon: *having oh so very much fun* Six Ravenous Hungry Mutant Sea bass!
All Shounen: FIVE INSANE SHOUJOS!!!!!!!!!
Tori: Four Weiss Kreuz Guys!
Hideaki: Three mazoku lords!
Sora: Two Rekka Kens!
Nosha: *starts glaring madly at the partridge* And a partridge in a pear tree....
Ami: On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me!! Nine Shiny Apples!
Nosha: .......apples...?
Ami: *nods and smiles brightly*
Nosha: .....I won't ask ^^;
Kiseki: Eight MASAMUNES!
Keisuke: Seven Capsule Cars Exploding!
Jon: *has Quatre above the tank, squealing* Six Ravenous Hungry Mutant Sea Bass! *pushes the large button again and Quatre flies back into the water*
All Shounen: FIVE INSANE SHOUJOS!!!!!
Tori: Four Weiss Kreuz Guys!
Hideaki: Three mazoku Lords
Sora: Two Rekka Kens!
Ryo: I feel neglected....
Omi: I'm subbing for Nosha at the time.. She's too pissed off... And a ugly partridge in a pear tree!
Yasashii: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me!!!!! 10 brand new footballs! *eyes get all big and shiny* ARI-GA-TOU!!!!!!
Ami: Nine Shiny Apples!
Kiseki: Eight Masamunes!
Keisuke: Seven Exploding Capsule Cars! *All seven explode again, and Keisuke sits in a cloud of smoke*
Jon: Six Ravenous Hungry Mutant Sea Bass!
Quatre: *underwater struggling to get away from the sea bass*
All Shounen: FIVE INSANE SHOUJOS!!!!!
Tori: Four Weiss Kreuz Guys!
Hideaki: Three mazoku lords!
Sora: Two rekka kens!
Nosha: *poking the bird cautiously with a broom handle. The Bird bites it and breaks the handle off* Kowaii...... And a partridge in a pear tree.... *runs and hides behind Hideaki*
Satoshi and Sasami: On the Eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me!! ELEVEN BABY CHOCOBOS!!!
Tori: NOT CH-CH-CH- AHHHHHHH!
Yasashii: Ten Brand new footballs!
Ami: Nine Shiny Apples!
Sanjuu: That figures...
Kiseki: Eight Masamune!! *chops straight through the wall as everyone goes SD and stares*
Keisuke: Seven Exploding Capsule Cars!
Jon: Six Ravenous Hungry Mutant Sea bass!
All Shounen: FIVE INSANE SHOUJOS!!!!!!!
Tori: Four Weiss Kreuz Guys!! *squeezes and SD Ken*
Ken: *turns blue and passes out*
Hideaki: Three mazoku lords!
Sora: Two Rekka Kens!!! HAHAHAHAHA! THEY'RE MINE, RYO-KUN!!!
Nosha: *peeking out from behind Hideaki and shaking* And a partridge in a pear tree..
Omi: Its like the eternal partridge of death...
Yuri: On the Twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....!
Minna: YURI!?!?!?!?!!?!
Kiseki: I THOUGHT HE WAS KILLED BY THAT FLYING COW!!!
Keisuke: Oh Dear God.. He's going to sing!!!!!
*everyone runs away*
Yuri: *stands there powering up and shudders* Twelve Funimation Executives!
*Everyone runs away screaming, while the Funi people discuss ruining the Trunks Special*
Satoshi and Sasami: Eleven Baby chocobos!
Yasashii: Ten Brand New Footballs!
Ami: Nine Shiny Apples!!!
Kiseki: Eight Masamune!!! *Masamunes start chasing the Funi executives*
Keisuke: Seven Exploding Capsule Cars!
Jon: *Still quite happy* Six Ravenous Hungry Mutant Sea bass!
*Everyone stops what they are doing. The girls give a quite annoyed look as all the guys smile*
All Shounen: FIVE....INSANE...SHOUJOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tori: Four Weiss Kreuz Guys!
Hideaki: Three Mazoku Lords!
Sora: Two Rekka Kens!
Nosha: *picks up the apples and begins chucking them at the partridge* AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!! JUST DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID GERO SPAWNED BIRD!!! *apples bounce off the bird and the bird just glares*
Partridge: *hisses loudly*
Nosha: *blinks* kowaii.... *faints*
*Everyone Sweatdrops* MERRY CHRISTMAS MINNA-SAN!!!!!!!